Reports are coming in of a Yeti-like creature in the Horkesley area. This rare image appears to show the creature gaining its winter coat. 
But worry not Valley people, the green gloves may seem sinister, but the Yeti is believed to be a peaceful being. Rarely straying from his natural habitat, the farmyard:
..occasional reports have suggested collecting free key rings at Anglia Hose and Hydraulics is a preferred Yeti pastime.
We're monitoring the situation, and our crack team of protection agents are on hand in case it escapes:
All sightings should be reported with utmost urgency to: Don'tDisturbMeWhenI'mEatingHay@lowerdairyfarm.co.uk
