Be not afeard...

Reports are coming in of a Yeti-like creature in the Horkesley area.  This rare image appears to show the creature gaining its winter coat.   

But worry not Valley people, the green gloves may seem sinister, but the Yeti is believed to be a peaceful being.  Rarely straying from his natural habitat, the farmyard:

..occasional reports have suggested collecting free key rings at Anglia Hose and Hydraulics is a preferred Yeti pastime.

We're monitoring the situation, and our crack team of protection agents are on hand in case it escapes:

All sightings should be reported with utmost urgency to: Don'tDisturbMeWhenI'mEatingHay@lowerdairyfarm.co.uk

Honey Monsters Inc.

Where's the honey?  My highly trained scent hound and I are on a mission to locate the source of the strong honey smell in The Stable.  Something timber-related or honeycomb?  I really want it to be the latter, and to find it without angering bees.  So far, no success, however I'm going to forgive my olfactory weakness given my trusty sidekick is more interested in licking metal shelving.  Underachieving Scooby Doo.

 

The Stable is the oldest building on the farm and dates to the 17th Century.  Originally, it was thatched, the bowed roof seen today is the structure adapting from lightweight thatch to heavyweight tiles.  Fortunately the timber framers mantra "triangles are strong" holds true here!

We're searching for the golden nectar because The Stable is playing host to this year's timber frame repair course on the 22nd - 24th May.  As with previous courses, we've got a lot of work to do to prepare the site.  Whilst the building was once used for rearing calves, there haven't been too many changes since my grandparents bought the farm.  To the point, the picture below shows the contents of the loft:..the original corn sacks holding feed (now chaff) for the heavy horses that left the stable in 1951 when my grandparents introduced tractors.  I like this photo, but just occasionally, in a fleeting moment of weakness, I think I'd like it more if it were on someone else's farm!  There's even hay left in the mangers which is pretty remarkable.  Almost a shame to disturb it...

However, it is a beautiful building and has one massive positive; unlike the Mill House there is considerably less concrete shuttering to remove!

 

 

 

 

 

So over the next few months,  the building will be emptied, every feature photographed, the structure to be worked on explored, and we'll replace the branch Acro prop with several "borrowed" from Richard Green, the course leader.  We'll even restore electricity after the last cable crossing the yard had an argument with a loader.  The tractor won.

This is the first time for decades we will see an empty stable, so despite the "Where are we going to put everything?" questions (cue minor hyperventilation), it is very exciting.  We'll keep you updated here on the blog and local readers can inspect our progress on 9th June, the glorious day that is Open Farm Sunday!

If you are interested in taking part in this or other traditional building repair courses, head to the Essex Heritage website.  Dates for the next courses hosted here at Lower Dairy Farm are:  Lime Plaster Repair:  26th April;  Timber Frame Repair Course : 22nd - 24th May.

Bursaries are available, funded by City and Country Group as part of their initiative to address traditional building skills shortages.  Contact Katie.Seabright@essex.gov.uk for more information.

4000 views old

We're waiting for the 'Beast from the East', there's a strong smell of honey emanating from the stable, the doves are gathering so the world may be ending, but that's okay because whoever takes over will have to fix the gutter anyway!

Today we're celebrating over 4000 blog views (and my birthday!), so here's a birthday kiss from the farm.

Thanks for reading.

(We hope this hasn't put you off!)

Humbug, Fenton and the Owl

Great start to 2013 with Mum and Dad returning from mending gutters at Longmoor Farm (yep, that's Longmoor Farm Gutters +1, LDF Gutters one fascia board tied on with baler twine) only for the clutch to go - resulting in a sedate cruise in first gear for six miles before pushing the car down the lane to the farmyard.  I'm sure there's a moral tale in there somewhere about leaving to fix other people's gutters. Humbug, the abbreviated collie, continues his selective behaviour, and today's Fenton-esque escapade curtailed our walk but gave me a first-glimpse of a new inhabitant (I hope) of an owl box on a neighbouring farm.

Let's hope they are here to stay (and my photography skills improve)!  A much better start to 2013.

W-otter l-otter excitement

Look who's joined us on the farm!

Very excited at my very first otter sighting today on the farm.  Humbug (excellent but fortunately aquaphobic otter finder) and I rounded up the troops and work was abandoned to watch them play.  They have been living locally for a while, but this is the first-time we've seen them on our little stretch of the Stour - a definite highlight of 2012!