Introducing Justine Bieber. No paternity test necessary, but that hair on a calf? Either freaky, or pretty damn cool! And just because he doesn't share a truly tenuous link to a global superstar, in a week of new arrivals, this poser also joined the herd.

A papped shot complete with gormless passer-by in the background. Three down, one to go in March. Humbug has even joined in the celebrations by turning ginger to blend in with his Hereford friends. Either that or as much-needed camouflage in his chosen Olympic discipline...Chicken Chasing. Sigh.